She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
