what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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