you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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