Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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