You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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