I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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