No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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