Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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