Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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