So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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