I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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