I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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