I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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