Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you still have your period?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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