Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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