She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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