Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
pop tarts are not kleenex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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