yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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