no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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