Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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