I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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