Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she smelled like a LAN party
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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