windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She's the barista slut.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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