How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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