I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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