He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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