enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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