they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I want to be your penis for a week.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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