So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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