marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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