fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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