Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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