That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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