is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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