brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
True college students do jello shots in the library
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