Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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