ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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