PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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