they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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