I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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