it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
