question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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