I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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