So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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