bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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