***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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