i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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