fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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