Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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