I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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