it hurts more in the daytime
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
wow bdsm is so cute
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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